“Money, Guns, and a Merry Christmas” — The Contract Marriage Holiday Movie You Didn’t Know You Needed

Think Die Hard meets Hallmark with a sprinkle of enemies-to-lovers and Christmas drama.

In a world of overplayed holiday rom-coms, Money, Guns, and a Merry Christmas dares to ask:

What if the fake husband at the family dinner table is secretly a loaded CEO with a Glock in his coat pocket?

Yes, really.

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💍 The Setup:

A powerful CEO goes undercover — not to bust a cartel or win a business war, but to play the role of a humble salesman in a contract marriage with a cold, calculating company boss.

It’s supposed to be just business.
But then he gets invited to Christmas dinner with her snobby, silver-spoon family.
And everything goes off-script.

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🎄 The Twist:

They laugh at him.
Mock his “cheap suit.”
Treat him like a disposable blue-collar boyfriend.

Until, of course, he snaps.
Not in a violent way — in a CEO-with-secrets-and-sass kind of way.

Suddenly, he’s not just a guy at the table.
He’s the man who owns the building.
The man behind the merger.
The man who could bankrupt them with a phone call.

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💣 The Vibes:
• Fake marriage? ✅
• Secret identity? ✅
• Holiday chaos? ✅
• Slow-burn romance with tension so thick it could slice ham? ✅✅✅

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⭐ Should You Watch It?

Let’s be honest — this is not Oscar bait.
It’s popcorn, wine, and scream-at-the-TV energy.
And that’s what makes it so satisfying.
Sometimes, we don’t want subtle.
We want revenge monologues with twinkle lights in the background.

At 3.9 stars and counting on IMDb, this might not be a critic’s darling — but it is a new kind of Christmas guilty pleasure.

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🕯️ Final Thought:

Money, Guns, and a Merry Christmas is the perfect movie for anyone who’s ever wanted to shut down a smug in-law with a single toast — and maybe fall in love while doing it.

Just don’t expect it to make sense.
That’s not the point. 🎁💥

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