Poop in a Box
THE GAG GIFT THAT WINS WHITE ELEPHANT
A hilariously realistic poop ornament topped with a tiny knit Santa hat, the unexpected hit of any white elephant, dirty santa, or Yankee swap. Hand it over and watch the room lose it.
Order by Dec 18 for guaranteed Christmas delivery
📍 In the Tri-State area? Get it as early as tomorrow.
Arrives Gift-Ready in a Printed Box
Nestled in toilet paper inside its own little gift box, it's prepped for maximum reaction. No gift wrap needed, just pass it along and enjoy the double-take.
Realistic Detail, Festive Twist
Sculpted to look convincingly like the real thing, then dressed up with a hand-knit red-and-white Santa hat. The contrast between gross and adorable is what makes it land.
Perfect for Adult Humor Gift Exchanges
Built for grown-up gift swaps, office parties, gag-gift rounds, and anyone on your list with a sense of humor. A novelty stocking stuffer that's funnier than another candle.
Hangs on the Tree All Season
Loop it onto the tree and keep the joke going all December. A conversation-starting novelty ornament that earns its spot every holiday.
FAQ
Q: Is this a good white elephant or dirty santa gift?
A: It's practically made for it, realistic, gift-boxed in toilet paper, and guaranteed to get the biggest laugh in the room at any adult gift exchange.
Q: How does it arrive?
A: It comes wrapped in toilet paper inside its own gift box, ready to hand over without any wrapping needed.