All Momma Wants for Christmas Ornament – Funny Gift for Tired Moms

Silent night? Not a chance. This hilarious holiday ornament spells out exactly what Mom really wants: five minutes alone. Featuring a classic wreath design and sarcastic twist, it's the perfect stocking stuffer or gag gift for burnt-out mamas everywhere.

🎄 Ceramic ornament in your choice of shape
🎁 Funny, relatable, and guaranteed to get a nod from every mom
🎯 Limited run – not available in stores

Specs:
• 100% ceramic
• Circle-shaped diameter: 2.76″ (7 cm)
• Ornament thickness: 0.125″ (3 mm)
• Glossy finish
• White backing
• Gold-colored string included

Give momma five minutes, please.

Heads up: This ornament is made just for you when you order — not pulled from a dusty warehouse. That means it takes a bit longer to ship, but helps cut down on waste and overproduction. Thanks for supporting thoughtful, small-batch magic. 💥