Golden Turd™ Ornament – Ultra Rare Gag Gift for Christmas, Birthdays & White Elephant

You’ve struck gold… literally.

Introducing the Golden Turd™ Ornament, the world's most unexpectedly majestic holiday treasure.
Only 1 in 1 billion Christmas gifts contains a turd this rare. Will yours?

Perfect for:

• 🎄 White Elephant gift exchanges

• 🎁 Prank gifts for your “golden” friends

• 😂 Gag stocking stuffers

• 🎉 Retirement, birthday, or “you’re full of it” moments

This beautifully grotesque masterpiece features a hand-painted golden finish and is almost too glorious to flush.

Product Details:

• Faux poop, painted gold (it’s fake, we promise)

• Size: Approximately 6” long

• Comes in a luxe gift box that says: “You’re Old As...”

• Lightweight – hang it, gift it, or just admire it

• Guaranteed to get laughs, double-takes, and Instagram shares

⚠️ WARNING:
Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, prank envy, and divine holiday mischief.