I Feel Great (But I’m a Moth) – Surrealcore Heart Ornament

This is what happens when vibes take the wheel. A butterfly. A maple syrup bottle. A suspicious diamond. An unhinged background and a misplaced sense of euphoria. It’s weird. It’s loud. It’s unnecessary. And somehow…it’s perfect.

🦋 Features a blue moth/butterfly who may or may not be having an existential crisis
🍁 Canadian syrup energy, suspicious crystal, party hat egg???
💜 Limited-run for collectors of chaos
🎄 Absolutely makes your tree worse (in the best way possible)

Specs:
• 100% ceramic
• Heart-shaped: 3.11″ × 2.9″ (7.9 cm × 7.37 cm)
• Glossy finish, white backing
• Ornament thickness: 0.125″ (3 mm)
• Gold string included

Heads up: This ornament is made just for you when you order — not pulled from a dusty warehouse. That means it takes a bit longer to ship, but helps cut down on waste and overproduction. Thanks for supporting thoughtful, small-batch magic. 💥