Jesus vs Santa Ornament – Holiday Chaos

Holiday traditions? Broken. This absurd ceramic ornament captures the chaotic energy of Christmas when the holiest meets the jolliest — and it gets violent.

Whether you're decorating your tree, trolling your in-laws, or looking for a gift no one will see coming, this ornament delivers pure holiday brain rot in premium ceramic form.

Available in heart, star, or snowflake shape — each comes ready to hang with a gold string and glossy finish.

✅ Premium ceramic with vivid print
✅ Choose from 3 iconic shapes
✅ Perfect for chaotic neutral gifting
✅ Smooth white backing (easy to write a date or message)

Specs:
• 100% ceramic
• Glossy finish
• Heart: 3.11″ × 2.9″
• Star: 3.19″ × 2.68″
• Snowflake: 2.17″ × 3″
• Thickness: 0.125″ (3 mm)
• Includes gold-colored string

Heads up: This ornament is made just for you when you order — not pulled from a dusty warehouse. That means it takes a bit longer to ship, but helps cut down on waste and overproduction. Thanks for supporting thoughtful, small-batch magic. 💥