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Jesus vs. Santa T-Shirt – Bold Funny Holiday Showdown
Jesus vs. Santa T-Shirt – Bold Funny Holiday Showdown
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It’s the holiday showdown no one asked for—but everyone secretly wanted. The Jesus vs. Santa T-Shirt takes the battle for Christmas front and center in a design that’s part satire, part theology, and 100% conversation starter. Whether you’re repping the manger or the sleigh, this shirt lets you wear your seasonal sarcasm with pride.
Boldly printed on a 100% cotton unisex classic tee, this shirt offers a structured fit that looks clean and sharp whether you’re layering it under flannel, pairing it with jeans, or rolling into Christmas dinner ready to start debates. It’s soft, durable, and built to last longer than your family’s truce over who’s hosting this year.
Featuring clean seams, a tubular fabric design, and taped shoulders for strength, this tee holds up under pressure—just like your belief system. Choose from holiday-friendly colorways like black, cardinal, or charcoal, and get ready for nods, stares, and probably a few awkward questions. And if someone’s offended? Just tell them it’s a metaphor. Sort of.
Perfect for Christmas parties, stocking stuffer rebellion, or anyone who loves edgy humor with a seasonal twist. It’s also a great gift for theology nerds, Reddit philosophers, or that uncle who insists “Jesus is the reason” but still complains about Amazon shipping.
Because sometimes, the real war on Christmas… is on your chest.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Boldly printed on a 100% cotton unisex classic tee, this shirt offers a structured fit that looks clean and sharp whether you’re layering it under flannel, pairing it with jeans, or rolling into Christmas dinner ready to start debates. It’s soft, durable, and built to last longer than your family’s truce over who’s hosting this year.
Featuring clean seams, a tubular fabric design, and taped shoulders for strength, this tee holds up under pressure—just like your belief system. Choose from holiday-friendly colorways like black, cardinal, or charcoal, and get ready for nods, stares, and probably a few awkward questions. And if someone’s offended? Just tell them it’s a metaphor. Sort of.
Perfect for Christmas parties, stocking stuffer rebellion, or anyone who loves edgy humor with a seasonal twist. It’s also a great gift for theology nerds, Reddit philosophers, or that uncle who insists “Jesus is the reason” but still complains about Amazon shipping.
Because sometimes, the real war on Christmas… is on your chest.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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