Rotten, Four-Flushing Ugly Christmas Sweater

Feeling a little Griswold this season? This “Rotten, Four-Flushing” Ugly Christmas Sweatshirt brings all the over-the-top holiday energy — minus the meltdown. Soft, warm, and perfectly sarcastic, it’s your go-to for Christmas parties, family chaos, or anyone who’s ever wanted to say what Clark was thinking.

Product details:
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Pre-shrunk for lasting fit
• Classic unisex design
• Air-jet spun yarn for ultra-soft feel
• 1x1 athletic rib knit collar with spandex
• Double-needle stitching for durability

Disclaimers:
• White variant may appear off-white due to fabric texture.
• Subtle orange hue shifts may occur in the orange variant.

Perfect for: movie lovers, holiday humor fans, and anyone who knows the true meaning of Christmas chaos. 🎄

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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