The Unopenable Gift – Gorilla Glued Shut Gag Box with Hidden Poop Surprise

The gift they’ll never forget… or get into.

Introducing The Unopenable Gift — the most frustratingly funny present on the planet. From the outside, it looks like a thoughtful, perfectly wrapped gift box. But there’s one problem: it’s glued completely shut.

No amount of tugging, shaking, or tearing will open this sucker easily. But if they do manage to get in? Surprise! It’s filled with festive toilet paper confetti… and one glorious, brown, fake poop.

🎁 What’s Inside (If They’re Lucky):

• TP confetti (because why not)

• A realistic-looking poop gag

• Lifetime bragging rights (or trauma)

Whether you're pranking your dad, roasting your best friend, or starting a family holiday tradition, this hilarious gag gift is perfect for birthdays, office parties, white elephant exchanges, or just pure chaos.

💩 Warning: May cause tears (of laughter) and broken trust.